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Man Used Meteorologist's Identity to Pick Up Women Online

Man Used Meteorologist’s Identity to Pick Up Women Online:  A Davenport, Iowa man has been arrested for using a local meteorologist’s identity in order to pick up women online.  I predict a chance of showers with lots of other men in this guy’s forecast.

Naked Violinist Arrested Outside Federal Courthouse in Portland:  A 25-year-old man has been arrested for indecent exposure after police received multiple complaints about the man playing his violin in the nude outside the federal courthouse in Portland.  Guess we can be grateful he was playing his violin instead of his organ. 

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Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Addresses Republican Leadership Conference:  Controversial reality star Phil Robertson of the hit TV show "Duck Dynasty,” has just addressed the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans, Louisiana.  The attentive audience didn’t utter a peep during his entire talk, although there was reportedly some quacking.

Florida Woman Shoots at Guy Picked Up in Bar After He Tries to Leave:  An intoxicated female Florida firefighter is under arrest after she hooked-up with a guy at a bar, got him to drive her home and then shot at him when he tried to leave after rejecting her attempts to entice him to choke her during intimacy.  And you can just bet the bastard doesn’t even bother to call her back in the morning!

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Naked Man Arrested at White House Fence:  Secret Service police have arrested a man who stripped naked outside the White House fence who fought with officers.  And from the looks of him, he was obviously a supporter of “smaller government.”

Anti-Porn Chicago Priest Busted for Exposing Himself at Gas Station:  A Chicago-area Catholic priest, who has campaigned in his parish against gays and internet pornography, has been arrested for publicly exposing himself at a local gas station.  In his defense, he may have been just been trying to expose the unenlightened to St. Peter. 

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